WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
peepin a hottie in church
you don’t go to church stop lyin
i’m there every sunday to hear to word of our lord jesus crest whitening strips
I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins